- Real Change
- Seattles homeless newspaper
- The realms of Orion
- My former arch nemesis. I couldn't think of another place to put him.
- Vain products
- Beauty products for the wild beast in you. Fuck your fascist fasion standards!!
- This Way to Operation Sack Lunch
- Probably the most important Friends Hell Inc has ever had.
- Malachi Dot Com
- Without Malachi, Hell-Inc probably would have folded years ago. We still do not understand why he has not joined the staff.